I Thought This Was Cute......

Don't be a follower, be a leader. Perfect example why:

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise
and meet their maker, God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have
experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what
the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps
His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line
hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be
gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the
last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are
only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what
his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and
says: "Make 'em all ugly again".


ONE MORE JOKE FOR TODAY....................


Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory, and she reports for her
first day promptly at 0800. At 0845 there is a knock at
the personnel manager's door. The foreman throws open the
door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow, and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself,
so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get
there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos
all over the factory floor, and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge
bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts
a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and begins
to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager bursts into laughter, and after several minutes
of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."