What part of your body goes to Heaven first?
A nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class and she asked them what part of their body would reach Heaven first.
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." The nun asked why she thought that? "Because when you pray you hold your hands together and God will take your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer" the nun replied.
Johnny raised his hand, and replied, "I think the legs go first."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face and asked him why he thought your legs would go first.
Johnny replied, "well I walked into my Mommy & Daddy's bedroom the other night and Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying "Oh God, I'm coming!" "If my Daddy hadn't pinned her down, we would have lost her!"
The nun fainted.
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Ok, that was even funnier than the nipple post! I was cracking up out loud...everyone at work was asking me what was so funny!
As long as I got you to laugh, it was worth posting!
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