YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. And what is going on with gas prices... again?
I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the politicians think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you are a BAD American too, please tell this to everyone you know.
We need our country back!
If you agree, or disagree..I would like to read your comments!
Thanks!
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What? No one has commented yet? Well then, let me be the first to say I agree with you and George Carlin. Our country was built on the beliefs in freedom.....freedom to worship, speak, go out into the community, and do many other things. If by your moving into this great land of opportunity, you are offended by my beliefs and practices, then by all means go and find another country were you can live your life and where you can dictate to those who are in charge and see if they will change their country to now be your country since only your beliefs and practices are important.
Oops! Sorry, Tracy, didn't mean to steal your soapbox away from you.....guess you must have struck a political peeve of mine!
I am so glad that other people share my views. I don't know where this country is headed. The "true americans" that have been here there whole lives get screwed, on everything. The kids of today also are ruining the whole basis of this country. Mom and Dad (or Mom & Mom, Dad & Dad) give kids whatever they want and that is totally ruining what this country once stood for....you gotta work to get anything in life. Kids today don't work (not all of them), and it is so sad to see this country falling apart at every seam, especially the family structure. Thanks for posting Martie!
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