TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007
10. Life is sexually transmitted.
9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.
7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6. Some people are like a slinky... not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them
down the stairs.
5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
the hospital dying of nothing.
4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
no attention to criticism.
3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars,and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't
a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists
are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in
charge of immigration.
Totally off this subject, why am I hearing we are getting 9 inches of snow between Tuesday and Wednesday?????? Please tell me they are lying!
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I hope that snow thing you mentioned is just an exageration! I heard we're supposed to be getting snow over the next few days but not 9 inches! Even if we do get 9 inches, it isn't going to be all at once which is GREAT!
Love the list......I didn't hear anything about 9 inches of snow....I did hear the word snow and where I live we are under another winter storm watch beginning Tues. morning and going thru Wed. morning. I think the amount and where it hits all depend on the path the storm coming from Kansas and Missouri will take. Hopefully it will stay way south of us....like Indiana and Illinois!
Hugs
HA...number 8 is sooooo mean. Dang, we can concentrate on video games as well.
See? We don't get enough credit for things.
Sorry slick about number 8!
You and your daughter looked awsome in that picture of the Daddy Daughter Dance!
Martie & Nelly thanks for checking in, and I really hope the snow stays way, way south and misses us!
I love that list and I have to say the last one is my favorite...having just been at the passport office on Friday it's crazy what I have had to go through and for some reason there are still terrorists among us!!!
Crazy....and guess I better go make my hubby a sandwich...
Happy Monday!
Tracy, just popping in to say 'hey' and tell you to have a safe trip home from work! Keep me informed of the weather over that way! Hugs
Just to keep ya posted Martie, (since you were so kind to check in with T)...she went home around 9:00 a.m. today with a migraine. Poor thing. The good this is, she was home before any of this white shit started falling this afternoon! The roads are HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE! We don't even have that much snow yet and the roads are horrible.
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