Happy Friday the 13th!

What is the difference between Prison & Work?

In Prison: You spend the majority of time in 8X10 Cell
At Work: You spend the majority of time in 6X8 Cubical

In Prison: You get three meals a day.
At Work: You only get a break for one meal and you pay for it

In Prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At Work: You get more work for good behavior.

In Prison: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At Work: You must carry around a security card & open the doors yourself

In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games

In Prison: You get your own toilet.
At Work: You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat

In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit
At Work: You can't even speak to your family.

In Prison: The taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required
At Work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In Prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go into bars

In Prison: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
At Work: They are called managers


Hope this makes your Friday the 13th! Have a great day and thanks for reading!