A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly the woman throws up her arms and starts screaming:
"Pinch my nipples, pinch my nipples, pinch nipples!"
The stunned employee ran away to get the store manager, and around the woman a crowd was growing. The manager approaches the woman and asks what the problem is. The woman explains that she is trying to return the toaster she bought here that does not work. The manager explains that she cannot return it because she bought it on special. Once again the woman started screaming:
"Pinch my nipples, pinch my nipples, pinch my nipples!"
Now the crowd around the woman is huge and to the store managers horror he asks the woman why she is screaming that. The woman replies:
"Because I love having my nipples pinched when I'm being screwed."
Todays thought: Be creative!
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3 comments:
That was hilarious! I laughed all the way through!
Wouldn't you like to do that just once!!! You get so sick of people taking advantage of you, you just want to give it right back!
oh boy where do you get these things or do you just dream them up at night!!!!! No wonder you don't sleep
love ya
mom
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