Wedding Anniversary
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in two seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
Have A great Stormy Monday!!!
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With Love From Me To You
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2 comments:
Nice! That is grounds for divorce, don't know about murder though!! ;)
Yes it definately is grounds for divorce!
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