Monday, January 29, 2007

Monday Morning!

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to say:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green............Lime
Orange.....Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh, my Gosh, they're ass holes!"

Good Monday Morning to all, hopefully you at least chuckled when you read this! I did!!!

3 comments:

Martie said...

Obviously that little girl has learned early in her life that all men can/will be assholes at some point in time....thanks to her mother! LOL....cute story!

Tracy said...

Hey Martie, you are checking in early today! Thanks for the comment!

Nelly said...

Ha ha! Too funny!